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Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:46:51 GMT

Thank you Penny Arcade. This looks like it'll be good.

Incredilicious!

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:12:43 GMT

I don't know about anyone else, but I find it endlessly fascinating what people can do with food. Such as the D&D cake on this page. The people who made the cake are 'Mike's Amazing Cakes'.

Catching Up! Huff-puff, huff-puff.... Pt. 2

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:05:27 GMT

In 2009, prezaurian resolves to...

Apply for a new radditsu.
Ask my boss for a naruto.
Start a doujinshi fund.
Spend less time on shonen-ai.
Go to drow every Sunday.
Volunteer to spend time with felines.

Catching Up! Huff-puff, huff-puff.... Pt. 1

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:02:59 GMT

On the twelfth day of Christmas, prezaurian sent to me...

Twelve puns drumming

Eleven elves piping

Ten dragons a-leaping

Nine dinosaurs drawing

Eight slayers a-reading

Seven cats a-writing

Six felines a-painting

Five cra-a-a-afts

Four video games

Three dark elves

Two forgotten realms

...and a spore in a mythology.

Never seen it myself but it's SO weird looking.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:35:52 GMT

Saw this on toon_memories and decided to re-post it on my LJ so my friends could see it for themselves. Very strange looking animation titled Rock n' Rule. Amazon.com says it will be released on dvd November 24th.

Best Song EVAR! XD

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:14:00 GMT

And big Billy Goat Gruff said in his ugly hoarse voice...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:28:42 GMT

"Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones."

Courtesy of this website.

I wonder how they would have fared against this guy....

Wow, they're just giving them away these days!

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:03:58 GMT

See for yourself! I thought you actually had to DO something to get one of those.... But then, what do I know!

I kind of feel bad for previous winners...I mean, this makes the work they did to earn the award look wasted. If all it takes to earn such a prestigious award is announcing supposed INTENTIONS, then shouldn't every beauty pageant contestant have won the thing for making a statement about world peace? And if global moods have changed because of his election to the office (which is implied as a reason for the award), that means the United States people as a whole should have won it because we're the fuckers who put him in the office!

Writer's Block: Would you want a do-over?

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:14:13 GMT

Given the choice, would you start this day over again? How about this month or this year?

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Oh god, if it turned out the same way...hell no! But if it somehow managed to get better, yes.

Writer's Block: What if calories didn't count?

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:35:52 GMT

If a magic genie told you your calories wouldn't count for 24 hours, would it change what and how much you ate that day?

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Hm, I think it might not change. Because how would I know the magic genie wasn't playing some sort of sick joke on me to get his/her jollies?

WTF man!

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:10:10 GMT

I have relatives who live in Germany. They believe Obama is a great man and a great leader. I don't understand that viewpoint when he and the Democratic liberals in our government would rather save a two inch long fish over the economic livelihood of the 38 million people who live in the bread basket of the United States.

You know, maybe I am conservative to a large extent. But I hardly think that it's a crime to want prosperity and refuse to kowtow to overly pompous people/nations. The United States is a nation founded by people who didn't feel like listening to the stifling authority of their home nations. We are a rebellious, stubborn people who like to do things our own way. And the President is foolishly poking us with a stick. If he keeps it up he may, metaphorically speaking, lose a finger or two. Hopefully those fingers will be some of our idiotic liberal senators and representatives being voted out of office. And on a side note, please don't tell me that I'm an idiot for watching FOX news. I'd feel bad for you if you let me know how retarded you are by saying that.

Art (not mine), Idle thoughts and...so tired.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:10:04 GMT

A little while ago I posted a picture from deviantart showing a transformer carrying a package of donuts. Which leads me to a thought that's probably been done before. A hole is a gap in an object or substrate. It is an area without substance (if you disregard air) and is composed of nothing. Therefore a donut hole...has no calories. You don't get calories from eating nothing.

If this bothers you, try looking at this artwork from deviantart instead.

So tired and sleepy....

Mmm...donuts.

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:45:08 GMT

I hope those are toasty fresh! Delicious....

Uh oh.... I'm not too sure about this.

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:16:30 GMT

This kind of worries me. The possibilities of how it may turn out are disturbing to say the least. If Disney stays fairly honest to the original source material like they did with Hayao Miyazaki of Studio Ghibli's works then that's fine. I've enjoyed Marvel's works (much more than DC's) and I really hope they don't try to censor and cutesy them up. Troublesome, very troublesome.

Writer's Block: I May Be Crazy

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:17:21 GMT

What does this Rorschach blot look like to you?

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Hm, I see two bony chihuahuas with skull-like heads facing each other.

Dooby dooby doo...finally finished something!

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:58:42 GMT

I finally finished another piece! You can go see 'Blue and Gold at Midnight' here. Please enjoy and if you choose to grace my work with a comment, please try to do so on deviantart. Thank you very much!

DONT TREAD ON ME

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:51:04 GMT

'11,002 things to be miserable about.': Take 003

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:37:31 GMT

Excerpt from '11,002 things to be miserable about.' by Lia Romeo and Nick Romeo

"Seeing your ass in a magnifying mirror"

Enjoy!

On an end note, the giant crack isn't in the mirror. ;P

Blurb so I don't get in trouble: If you enjoy these you may want to go out and purchase '11,002 things to be miserable about.' for yourself. Oh, and I'm not making any money off of this at all.

Combustibles are Love

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:32:01 GMT

Went to Ft. Gordon's fire works display yesterday. Awesome. And no, I have not just misused that word. We sat close enough to feel the ash sprinkle our faces from on high! Hell yes that was AWESOME! The smell of firework smoke and ash is love. Hmm.

That's the funny thing about the Ft. Gordon displays. It's always before the actual 4th so it doesn't interfere with the actual holiday. Nice. Each time they also have at least one new type of firework and the show always has a big finale. One of the most memorable new fireworks this year was a slow flying red one that had a sparkling red comet tail effect. That doesn't really describe...but you can never capture the gorgeous sight of a firework properly. Not in words, pictures or video. Ah well, always in the mind's eye at least!

On a side note, this picture reminds me of danihana & _gerald for the 4th and I hope they enjoy! XD

Happy Independence Day! Have a safe holiday!

The Death of Some of Our Cultural Icons

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:06:28 GMT

Farrah Fawcett (Charlie's Angels) and Michael Jackson (of musical acclaim) died today. And while I did not care for either on a personal level, their deaths still strike a chord within me. It seems like the dieing gasps of a cultural era have begun to echo. In it's own way this is sad. For many people, they were powerful emblems of their past. Physical manifestations of their memories have just passed away. It's a difficult thing to cope with and I wish those people great fortitude.

I Call People with this Phenomenon 'Bad Luck Sinks'

Thu, 14 May 2009 18:42:42 GMT

I've had my own little 'theory' on people like this. I have a few friends who seem to have one misfortune after another. I have dubbed people with this proclivity to misfortune 'bad luck sinks'. These people are very important to the rest of the population and this is why. Bad fortune gravitates towards these people and as a result the rest of the population is more likely to have good fortune. They siphon off random bad fortune so that the rest of us can go about our daily lives relatively hassle free.

Lesson to be learned: Be grateful to these individuals, they provide us with a great service at their own expense.

On the other hand, 'good luck sinks' (of which there are some) are jack asses. They siphon off random good fortune that would otherwise benefit the rest of the populace. The selfish prigs.

'11,002 things to be miserable about.': Take 002

Thu, 07 May 2009 16:39:35 GMT

Excerpt from '11,002 things to be miserable about.' by Lia Romeo and Nick Romeo

"Rhinoceroses getting raped by elephants (yes, this actually happens)"

Enjoy!

Blurb so I don't get in trouble: If you enjoy these you may want to go out and purchase '11,002 things to be miserable about.' for yourself. Oh, and I'm not making any money off of this at all.

'11,002 things to be miserable about.': Take 001

Wed, 06 May 2009 00:02:52 GMT

Is the name of a "...stream-of-consciousness list of all the reasons why it's not really worth waking up in the morning." book written by Lia Romeo & Nick Romeo that I purchased today. It's purpose is to be "a much-needed antidote to our culture of raging optimism". It's actually quite a fun read because of it's poke at books that extort all the little things that make life worth living. Because it's generally entertaining, I'm going to occasionally mention topics from it for my LJ friends to ignore or comment on at their leisure. Think of it as a miserable sort of version of the Writer's Block questions LJ gives. Listed below in quotes is the first randomly chosen topic!

"Hair on the soap"

Enjoy!

Tag and Release

Mon, 04 May 2009 20:09:11 GMT

I've been tagged back by captain_vegeta

The character I was given is: Raditz/Radditz/Raddittsu (far too many variations of his name)

1. Do you like this character?

YES! 'Like' is too weak a way of phrasing things. I'm obsessed with this character far beyond any other creation in anime! I regularly look on eBay for new Raditz things! I'm still hoping for a wall scroll of him, which if created, I will promptly cause a bidding war over. I have faithfully been a fan of this character for 9+ years and I doubt that will change any time soon.

2. What name/s do you call this character?

I go with the absurdly obvious nickname of 'Radish' or less obviously 'Hot n' Sexy'. I also go with Raditz and Raddittsu.

3. What image-color do you associate with this character?

(blinks) Amazingly enough, I'm not sure. I suppose red for his mocking attitude and temper. Black is also good, for his hair.

4. What image/song do you associate with this character?

T_T; I don't think I've done this for him. Perhaps Creedence Clearwater Revival's 'Bad Moon Rising'? He did herald the beginning of Dragonball Z and the mood change from Dragonball to Dragonball Z. As for image...I will always remember shots of him with that long mane of hair shifting in the wind. XD

5. What blood-type do you think this character is?

Type B...except for the whole disliking custom thing. You can look here to see an article on this.

6. What character do you like to put this character with?

First and foremost, Vegeta...specifically Raditz/Vegeta. I don't just like to put those two together, I LOVE to put those two together. I'm also fond of Raditz/Yamucha and Raditz/GT Trunks. Don't ask me for premise...I know the latter two pairings never had a chance to meet (I don't need a reason!). I like other pairings without Raditz, but this meme is all about Raditz today so I won't go into them.

7. What would you want to say to this character?

"Can I draw you naked?"

8. Which do you want to do with this character: Shake hands, hug, or kiss?

Glomp and squeeze! Then be touchy, feely (hair, body, everything). I'd probably get my neck snapped for it...but I'd be remembered forever for my audacity!

Edit: I'm not tagging anyone back this time.

Tagged Back....WHY!?

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:22:27 GMT

First I want to say...after this, no more tag backs! I won't answer them unless it's a character I REALLY like (like Drizzt) and fap over.

I've been tagged back by _gerald

The character I've been given was: Drizzt

1. Do you like this character?

Why yes, yes I do. I love this character who thinks so damn much. Why else would I have collected every single book in the series...as well as the graphic novels? And made almost all of my D&D characters drow or part drow? Unless I were a complete masochist.

2. What name/s do you call this character?

Drizzt or alternatively, Wind-bag, Redundant, Monologue Man or Mr. Smexy!

3. What image-color do you associate with this character?

Purple (Not just for his eyes...he's also rather gay. He took way too long to get together with Cattie-brie. He needs Wulfgar to give him some sweet, rough luvin'.)

4. What image/song do you associate with this character?

Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson...it just...WORKS. Especially for the books where he's growing up in the Underdark.

5. What blood-type do you think this character is?

According to how Japanese denote personality to blood type, I say Type AB. You can look here to see an article on this.

6. What character do you like to put this character with?

A lot of fan girls like to put Drizzt with Artemis, but I don't think it works. The personalities clash far too much. Nor does it work with Jarlaxle...who is just...too Jarlaxle. But because I'm a yaoi pervert...a FUJOSHI, I don't usually look at male/female pairings (There are exceptions, like for Slayers. I like Zelgadis/Lina and Gourry/Lina). I like putting Drizzt with Wulfgar, specifically Wulfgar/Drizzt. Screw Cattie-brie...damn cripple (XD I'm so wrong!)!

7. What would you want to say to this character?

Stop over-thinking so much! Just do something that you enjoy without THINKING IT TO DEATH!

8. Which do you want to do with this character: Shake hands, hug, or kiss?

Glomp and squeeze! And then maybe play with his hair and if I was feeling bold, molest as well.

Edit: I'm not tagging anyone back this time. I've already done it with my last one. However, if sakraida82 is still interested, I pick Saito for him.